Riddle: How do you put a giraffe in the refridgerator?
How do you put an elephant in the refridgerator?
All the animals in the jungle are attending a funeral. Who is not there?
Two scientists are trying to get across a crocodile infested river. There are no rocks or anything to get over, under, or around it. How do they get across?
Answer: 1. Open it up and put it in.
2. Open it up, take the giraffe out, and put it in
3. The elephant because he's in the refridgerator.
4. Swim, because the alligators are at the funeral.