Riddle:
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Answer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Riddle:
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentine's Day?
Answer: Cupid.
Riddle:
You can touch me,
You can break me,
You should win me if you want to be mine.
What am I?
Answer: A heart.
Riddle:
I have a heart that never beats, I have a home but I never sleep. I can take a man's house and build another, And I love to play games with my many brothers. I am a king among fools. Who am I?
Answer: The King of Hearts in a deck of cards.
Riddle:
What flowers are kissable?
Answer: Tulips (two-lips).
This pun aligns with April’s springtime setting and the lighthearted trickery of the holiday.
Riddle:
What connects two people yet touches only one?
Answer: A wedding ring.
Riddle:
What can be touched but can't be seen?
Answer: Someone's heart
Riddle:
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
Answer: An onion ring.
Riddle:
Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady's delight. What am I?
Answer: A Pearl.
Riddle:
What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
Answer: Do you lava me like I lava you!!
Valentines Riddles Answers:
- An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
- Cupid.
- A heart.
- The King of Hearts in a deck of cards.
- Tulips (two-lips). This pun aligns with April’s springtime setting and the lighthearted trickery of the holiday.
- A wedding ring.
- Someone's heart
- An onion ring.
- A Pearl.
- Do you lava me like I lava you!!

