Riddle: Why was the photographer arrested?
Answer: He shot his customers and blew them up.
Riddle: My name is two letters. You call many people by this name, but yet their first name is not this. What is it?
Answer: Mr.
Dave And Brad, Two Popular Politicians, Met At A Club To Discuss The Overthrow Of Their Party Leader
Riddle: Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were set up for assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
Answer: Both Dave and Brad were given drinks with poisoned ice cubes. Brad drank his drinks so quickly that the ice didn't have time to melt and release the poison.
Riddle: One day, you woke up in a place you haven't seen before. There, you saw three rooms, all bringing you to the exit. But, in those rooms, there were notes. It said: 1: the room is filled with poison gas 2: the room has more than 15 lions that haven't eaten for 5 years 3: the room is filled with snipers that would kill anyone who steps in You have no other choice, but to choose one of the three. Which room would be the way that could get you out without being harmed?
Answer: 2. Because if the lions hadn't eaten for five years, they would be dead.
Riddle: If you have 10 peaches and take 7 peaches away, how many do you have?
Answer: 7, you took 7 peaches away with you. Duhhhhh
Riddle: Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
Answer: Fallen leaves.
Riddle: One morning a man is leaving on a business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?
Answer: He was fired for sleeping on the job!
Riddle: Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
Answer: A kitchen strainer.
Riddle: The Pope has it but he does not use it. Your father has it but your mother uses it. Nuns do not need it. Your lady friend's husband has it and she uses it. What is it?
Answer: A Last Name.
Riddle: I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be! What Word Am I?
Answer: Few.
Riddle: Ten pears hanging high, Ten men come passing by, Each took a pear and left nine hanging there. How could that be?
Answer: EACH is the name of one of the men, and he's the only one that took a pear.
Riddle: What is the longest and yet the shortest thing in the world; the swiftest and yet the slowest; the most divisible and the most extended; the least valued and the most regretted; without which nothing can be done; which devours every thing, however small, and yet gives life and spirits to every object, however great?
Answer: Time.
Riddle: I am more powerful than god and more evil than the devil. I am what rich people want and what poor people have. I can never die. What am I?
Answer: I am nothing.
Riddle: What was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Australia by Captain Cook?
Answer: Australia was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.
Riddle: A mile from end to end, Yet as close to you as a friend. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short, and tall, But shared among children most of all. What is it?
Answer: A simple smile.
Riddle: I am a seven letter word containing thousands of letters. What am I?
Answer: Mailbox.
Riddle: I can be all colours of the rainbow, Or have no colour at all. Sometimes I'm empty, Sometimes I'm full. What am I?
Answer: Glass.
Riddle: Nothing on the outside Nothing on the inside Light as a feather Yet ten men cannot lift it.
What is it?
Answer: A bubble.
Riddle: A man was looking through a 6th floor window, thought for a minute then jumped, but did not die or get hurt at all. How?
Answer: He jumped in the window. He was outside the window He was a window washer!!!
Riddle: John was very tired after a long day of work. He went to bed at 10 p.m., wound his alarm clock, and set it for noon the next day. Since John fell asleep almost immediately, how many hours of sleep did he get before the alarm woke him?
Answer: Two hours. Wind-up clocks can't be set more than 12 hours in advance.
