Riddle:
A man was looking through a 6th floor window, thought for a minute then jumped, but did not die or get hurt at all. How?
Answer: He jumped in the window. He was outside the window He was a window washer!!!
Riddle:
I'm as plain to see as black & white. I prefer to roam about at night. Just don't attack or startle me. Or odiferous emissions may result you see. I'm an omnivore yes it's true. But what's my name tell me do?
Answer: I am a skunk!
Riddle:
There is a pink single-story house and everything in it is pink. The doors are pink, the windows are pink and the TV is pink. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs in a single story house.
Riddle:
An electric train is going south at 98 mph. The wind is blowing northeast. Which direction is the smoke blowing?
Answer: There is no smoke. it's an electric train!
Riddle:
A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this was not possible, the neighbor took the bet and lost.
Why did he lose the bet?
Answer:
A house can not jump!
Riddle:
A group of privates were standing in the blistering sun facing due west. Their sergeant shouted at them: Right turn! About turn! Left turn!
In which direction are they now facing?
Answer: East.
Riddle:
What has hands but never washes them?
Answer: A clock.
Riddle:
I buried a stone in the ground, and it grew and produced fruit. How is this possible?
Answer: The seed of a cherry is called a stone.
Riddle:
Which word is the odd one out: First Second Third Forth Fifth Sixth Seventh Eighth?
Answer: Forth. It is incorrectly spelled.
Riddle:
A grandfather, a father, and a son go fishing. Each gets one fish but there is only one fish how is this?
Answer: It is only one person. He is the son of his father. He is a father to his son. He is a grandfather to his grandchild.
Riddle:
If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. He Combined them into one.
Riddle:
A guy gets to choose how to die. He has 3 choices, one to get put in the electric chair, two to get hung, and three to get thrown into a lion pit of lions that had not eaten in one thousand years.
Which did he choose?
Answer: The lion pit because they had not eaten in one thousand years so they were already dead.
Riddle:
How many birth days does the average person have?
Answer: One!
Riddle:
How does a dog stop the VCR?
Answer: He uses the PAWS button.
Riddle:
What starts with "P", ends with "E", and has many letters?
Answer: Post Office.
Riddle:
Imagine you are deserted on an island lighted up with fire. You have no bucket so you cannot use the seawater. How do you escape?
Answer: Just stop imagining.
Riddle:
A fireman is running to get a net under a lady who looks like she might jump off the balcony of her 20 story apartment building. There is nothing below her except a 20 story fall. The fireman is still 100 yards away when she falls and can't nearly get there in time. The woman is not hurt more than a bruise. How is that possible?
Answer: She fell back into her apartment, jumping from the balcony into the inside.
Riddle:
My head bobs lazily in the sun. You think I'm cute, For my face is yellow, My hair is white, and my body is green. What am I?
Answer: A daisy.
Riddle:
Alive without breath, as cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail never clinking. What is it?
Answer: Fish.
Riddle:
I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be?
Answer: The word "few". Add "er" and it becomes fewer.
