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Riddle:

What's a plumber's favorite song?

Answer:

"Singing in the Drain."

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Riddle:

A man enters an expensive restraunt and orders a meal. When the waiter brings him his meal the man takes out a slip of paper and writes down 102004180, then leaves. The cashier hands the slip of paper to the cashier who understood it immediately.

What did the slip of paper say?

Answer:

I =1, 0=Ought, 2=To, 0=Owe, 0=Nothing, 4=For, 1=I, 8=Ate, 0=Nothing. I Ought To Owe Nothing For I Ate Nothing. 102004180

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Riddle:

If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be?

Answer:

An eye wetness.

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Riddle:

What's the most romantic part about the ocean?

Answer:

When the buoy meets gull.

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Riddle:

Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?

Answer:

So you toot-'n'-come-in.

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Riddle:

Why was the students homework in his father's handwriting?

Answer:

Because the student borrowed his pen.

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