Riddle:
What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
Riddle:
Why did the squirrel lay only its back on the river?
Answer: To keep its "nuts" dry.
Riddle:
What do you call a foot that is about to step on to the ground?
Answer: A footstep!
Riddle:
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Answer: Because it was two-tired!
Riddle:
Why do ducks have tail feathers?
Answer: To cover its buttquack.
Riddle:
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Answer: Ian.
Riddle:
Why are Tooth Fairies so smart?
Answer: They gather a lot of wisdom teeth.
Riddle:
Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?
Answer: It used fowl language.
Riddle:
What is the leading cause of dry skin?
Answer: Towels.
Riddle:
What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle:
What bird is very rude?
Answer: A mocking bird.
Riddle:
What do you call a little bear who never takes a bath?
Answer: Winnie-the-Phew!
Riddle:
Why did the prisoner take a shower before he broke out of jail?
Answer: He wanted to make a clean getaway
Riddle:
Why did the outlaw go to the river?
Answer: He heard it had two banks.
Riddle:
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
Answer: She wanted to be on time.
Riddle:
Who does the ocean date?
Answer: It goes out with the tide.
Riddle:
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road?
Answer: Because it got stuck in the crack.
Riddle:
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
Answer: A spelling bee.
Riddle:
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer: Ground Beef.
Riddle:
Why do birds fly south?
Answer: Because it's too far to walk.
