Riddle: Why did all the pecans go to space?
Answer: They were Astro-nuts!
Riddle: Why do ducks have tail feathers?
Answer: To cover its buttquack.
Riddle: What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Answer: Fish and ships.
Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: Why can't a leopard hide?
Answer: Because he's always spotted!
Riddle: What bird is very rude?
Answer: A mocking bird.
Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: What does a male sheep do when he is angry?
Answer: He goes on a ram-page.
Riddle: What do comedians eat for breakfast?
Answer: Corny flakes.
Jokes and Riddles
Riddle: What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Answer: Jurassic pork!
Riddle: A woman is 6 months pregnant when she falls into a coma for 3 months. When she wakes up, she asks the doctor about her babies. The doctor states that she had twins, 1 boy, and 1 girl. They're doing fine and her brother named them. The woman goes "No, No, No, not my brother - he's an idiot. What did he name the girl?" The doctor says Daneice. What did the brother name the boy?
Answer: Danephew
Riddle: Why do the French like to eat snails?
Answer: Because they don't like fast food!
Riddle: Why did the outlaw go to the river?
Answer: He heard it had two banks.
Riddle: What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Answer: You call it so-fish-ticated!
Riddle: Why didn't Mr. Tomato win the race?
Answer: He couldn't ketchup. (He couldn't catch up)
Riddle: Why was the cat thrown out of the card game?
Answer: Because he was a Cheetah!
Riddle: Why didn't Superman know he could fly?
Answer: He didn't know his cape-abilities.
Riddle: What do you give a sick lemon?
Answer: Lemon aid!
Riddle: What is the most slippery country in the world?
Answer: Greece!
Riddle: What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Answer: A neck-tarine!
Riddle: Why did the sherriff arrest the cook?
Answer: Because he was beating the eggs.
Riddle: Why was the plumber so tired?
Answer: He was drained.