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Riddle:

I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?

Answer:

A chick in an egg.

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Riddle:

What 5 letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?

Answer:

SWIMS.

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Riddle:

When will water stop running down hill?

Answer:

When it reaches the bottom.

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Riddle:

How can you leave a room with two legs and return with six legs?

Answer:

Bring a chair back with you.

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Riddle:

I'm white, and used for cutting and grinding. When I'm damaged, humans usually remove me or fill me. For most animals I am a useful tool.

What am I?

Answer:

A tooth!

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Riddle:

A man was found dead next to a 13 story building. The police say it was a suicide, but you say it was a homicide (someone killed him). To prove this, you go to each floor on the building, open the window, and toss a penny out. You do this to each floor until you reach the 13th floor, open the window, and toss a penny out. How does this prove it wasn't a suicide?

Answer:

If the man committed suicide, he would've left the window open and you wouldn't have had to open it.

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Riddle:

What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

Answer:

Nacho cheese!

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Riddle:

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Answer:

Because it was framed.

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Riddle:

A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.

How can this be?

Answer:

The parrot was deaf.

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Riddle:

If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Answer:

You would be in 2nd. You thought first place, right? Well, you passed the guy in second place, not first.

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