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Riddle:

A petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.

How can this be?

Answer:

The parrot was deaf.

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Riddle:

Five apples are in a basket. How do you divide them among five girls so that each girl gets an apple, but one apple remains in the basket?

Answer:

Give the fifth girl her apple in the basket.

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Riddle:

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

Answer:

A Secret.

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Riddle:

Railroad Crossing, look out for the cars. Can you spell that, without any R's?

Answer:

that

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Riddle:

Look in my face, I am somebody; Look in my back, I am nobody.

What am I?

Answer:

I am a mirror.

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Riddle:

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Answer:

Because it was framed.

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Riddle:

Two girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?

Answer:

They were not born in the same year.

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Riddle:

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?

Answer:

When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.

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Riddle:

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead.

What am I?

Answer:

An onion.

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Riddle:

How can you make seven even?

Answer:

Remove the letter s.

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