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Riddle:

I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?

Answer:

Pencil lead.

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Riddle:

How do you spell candy in 2 letters?

Answer:

c and y c(and)y.

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Riddle:

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Answer:

Mount Everest.

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Riddle:

There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off.  Why does the other monkey jump too?

Answer:

Monkey see monkey do.

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Riddle:

What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

Answer:

A toothbrush. Come on.

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Riddle:

The more you take away, the more I become. What am I?

Answer:

A hole.

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Riddle:

Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. what is it?

Answer:

Nothing.

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Riddle:

What goes up but never comes down?

Answer:

Age.

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Riddle:

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

Answer:

A fence.

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Riddle:

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.

Why not?

Answer:

He was walking...not driving.

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