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Riddle:

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.

Why not?

Answer:

He was walking...not driving.

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Riddle:

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Answer:

An umbrella.

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Riddle:

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?

Answer:

Looks like rain dear.

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Riddle:

Always in you, Sometimes on you;

If I surround you, I can kill you.

What am I? 

Answer:

Water.

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Riddle:

What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

Answer:

A toothbrush. Come on.

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Riddle:

How do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication or division?

Answer:

Drop the "S".

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Riddle:

I am full of holes but I can still hold water.

What am I?

Answer:

A sponge!

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Riddle:

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Answer:

Catch you later.

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Riddle:

When is a doctor most annoyed?

Answer:

When he is out of patients.

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Riddle:

The more you take away, the more I become. What am I?

Answer:

A hole.

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