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Riddle:

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.

How can this be?

Answer:

The parrot was deaf.

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Riddle:

There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't?

Answer:

10. Listen closely: 30 cows, and twenty-eight chickens. Say EIGHT and ATE. They sound the same. Therefore, it means 20 ATE chickens. 30-20=10, so 10 cows didn't eat any chickens.

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Riddle:

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

Answer:

NOON.

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Riddle:

Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?

Answer:

He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!

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Riddle:

I am a word of six; my first three letters refer to an automobile; my last three letters refer to a household animal; my first four letters is a fish; my whole is found in your room. What am I?

Answer:

A carpet.

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Riddle:

Who is never hungry during Christmas?

Answer:

The turkey because he is always stuffed.

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Riddle:

I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?

Answer:

I am a shadow.

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Riddle:

Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?

Answer:

By going from one spot to another.

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Riddle:

One day, the police found a man dead inside a hut. In his left hand, he's holding a gun. In his right hand, he has a recording. When the recording is played, the police hear the man talking about how horrible life is and how he wants it to end. The recording ends with a gunshot. The police are about to call it a suicide until you point out a very important clue. What is it?

Answer:

The recording played a gunshot inside it. If the man committed suicide, he wouldn't have been able to stop the recording after he pulled the trigger.

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Riddle:

What time does a tennis player get up?

Answer:

Ten-ish.

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