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Riddle:

What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?

Answer:

A leek(leak).

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Riddle:

Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?

Answer:

Cupid.

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Riddle:

What travels around the world but stays in one spot?

Answer:

A stamp.

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Riddle:

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.

How can this be?

Answer:

The parrot was deaf.

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Riddle:

I'm not clothes but I cover your body;

The more I'm used, the thinner I grow.

What am I?

Answer:

Bar of Soap

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Riddle:

What did the bee say to the flower?

Answer:

Hello, honey!

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Riddle:

I have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?

Answer:

A chick in an egg.

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Riddle:

What did the tree wear to the pool?

Answer:

Swim trunks!

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Riddle:

What's a lifeguard's favorite game?

Answer:

Pool.

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Riddle:

What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?

Answer:

NOON. Cool, huh?

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