Riddle: A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
Answer: The parrot was deaf.
Riddle: Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Answer: Nothing.
Riddle: I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
What am I?
Answer: The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE
Riddle: What goes up but never comes down?
Answer: Age.
Riddle: Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
Answer: He wanted to find his friend, Pooh!
Riddle: What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Answer: Catch you later.
Riddle: Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?
Answer: 888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000.
Riddle: What goes up when the rain comes down?
Answer: An umbrella.
Riddle: How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?
Answer: F I V E
Remove the 2 letters F and E from five and you have IV.
Riddle: I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
Answer: A Joke!
