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Riddle:

Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?

Answer:

By going from one spot to another.

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Riddle:

What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

Answer:

A toothbrush. Come on.

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Riddle:

I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?

Answer:

A blackboard.

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Riddle:

What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?

Answer:

Frosted Flakes.

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Riddle:

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?

Answer:

Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Juliet did not survive.

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Riddle:

What time does a tennis player get up?

Answer:

Ten-ish.

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Riddle:

One day, the police found a man dead inside a hut. In his left hand, he's holding a gun. In his right hand, he has a recording. When the recording is played, the police hear the man talking about how horrible life is and how he wants it to end. The recording ends with a gunshot. The police are about to call it a suicide until you point out a very important clue. What is it?

Answer:

The recording played a gunshot inside it. If the man committed suicide, he wouldn't have been able to stop the recording after he pulled the trigger.

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Riddle:

What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?

Answer:

A leek(leak).

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Riddle:

I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?

Answer:

A Joke!

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I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?

Answer:

I am a shadow.

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