BEST RIDDLES

Always in you, Sometimes on you;

If I surround you, I can kill you.

What am I?

What goes up but never comes down?

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.

What am I?

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.

How can this be?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?

I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?

Can you write down eight eights so that they add up to one thousand?

How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?