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Riddle:

Why is Santa so good at Karate?

Answer:

Because he has a black belt.

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Riddle:

There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?

Answer:

This is a watermelon.

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Riddle:

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Answer:

Once, because after you subtract it's not 25 anymore.

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Riddle:

Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28?

Answer:

They all do.

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Riddle:

What time does a tennis player get up?

Answer:

Ten-ish.

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Riddle:

One day, the police found a man dead inside a hut. In his left hand, he's holding a gun. In his right hand, he has a recording. When the recording is played, the police hear the man talking about how horrible life is and how he wants it to end. The recording ends with a gunshot. The police are about to call it a suicide until you point out a very important clue. What is it?

Answer:

The recording played a gunshot inside it. If the man committed suicide, he wouldn't have been able to stop the recording after he pulled the trigger.

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Riddle:

Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?

Answer:

By going from one spot to another.

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Riddle:

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?

Answer:

Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Juliet did not survive.

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Riddle:

When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?

Answer:

When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.

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Riddle:

I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?

Answer:

Candle or Pencil.

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