Riddle: What are moving left to right, right now?
Answer: Your eyes!
Riddle: There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I?
Answer: This is a watermelon.
Riddle: Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Answer: Because he has a black belt.
Riddle: Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house is in a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railroad track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?
Answer: Romeo and Juliet are fish. The rumble of the train knocked the tank off the shelf, it broke and Romeo and Juliet did not survive.
Riddle: When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
Answer: When you add two hours to eleven o'clock, you get one o'clock.
Riddle: What time does a tennis player get up?
Answer: Ten-ish.
Riddle: Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
Answer: They all do.
Riddle: One day, the police found a man dead inside a hut. In his left hand, he's holding a gun. In his right hand, he has a recording. When the recording is played, the police hear the man talking about how horrible life is and how he wants it to end. The recording ends with a gunshot. The police are about to call it a suicide until you point out a very important clue. What is it?
Answer: The recording played a gunshot inside it. If the man committed suicide, he wouldn't have been able to stop the recording after he pulled the trigger.
Riddle: I'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
Answer: Candle or Pencil.
Riddle: Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
Answer: By going from one spot to another.