Riddle:
What animal is the best at baseball?
Answer: A bat.
Riddle:
I have four legs but never walk I may be covered in flowers but have no soil I hold food three times a day but never eat a meal.
What am I?
Answer: A table.
Riddle:
What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
Answer: An ant-eater!
Riddle:
Who was the most famous Skeleton detective?
Answer: Sherlock Bones.
Riddle:
What does Santa do in his garden?
Answer: He Ho Ho Ho's!
Riddle:
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?
Answer: BOO-BERRIES!
Riddle:
What can be picked but not chosen?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle:
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Answer: Because it didn’t have the guts.
Riddle:
What do you call a fish with no eye's?
Answer: Fsh.
Riddle:
If you put roast in a roaster, what do you put in toaster?
Answer: Bread.
Riddle:
All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn't out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?
Answer: The driver saw the boy because it was during the daylight hours.
Riddle:
When is homework not homework?
Answer: When it's done at school.
Riddle:
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Answer: Because they are stuffed.
Riddle:
How many bricks does it take to complete a brick building?
Answer: One brick.
Riddle:
Jason is lying dead. He has an iron bar across his back and some food lying in front of him.
How did Jason meet his sorry end?
Answer: He is a mouse caught in a mousetrap.
Riddle:
You're sitting down for breakfast and realize you have 4 bagels left. You know you'll run out in four days so you cut them in half. How many bagels do you have now?
Answer: 4 Bagels.
Riddle:
What instrument does a skeleton play?
Answer: Trombone.
Riddle:
How can you say rabbit without using the letter R?
Answer: Bunny.
Riddle:
One lady ordered a fast delivery pizza and her order came the next year. How is this possible?
Answer: She ordered the pizza for New Year's Day.
Riddle:
You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?
Answer: It's your sister!
