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Riddle:

Two men walk into a resturant by the sea and sit at the bar. Both men are covered in water.Both men order a plate of Albatross and take one bite. After chewing and swallowing, the first man stands up, walks outside, and shoots himself, while the other finnishes his meal.

Why?

Answer:

The two men were stranded out in the ocean with a third man when they were beginning to stave. When an albatross landed on their life boat and died they finally had food but it was not enough to feed all three of them. They drew straws and the looser was killed and eaten. They mixed up the human meat and the albatross meat so neither person would know what they were eating. After being rescued, the friends went to eat real Albatross and the man who killed himself realized that he was the one that ate his friend.

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Riddle:

There is a man
stood on top of a mountain
frozen holding a peice of straw.
How did he get there?

Answer:

He was with his friend in a hotair balloon when they were about to hit a mountin so they took of there clothes to make it lighter so they would go higher but it wasnt working so they drew straws and who ever had the shortest straw would have to jump out so he was the one who picked the shortest straw.

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Riddle:

When is a baby not a baby?

Answer:

When it's a little cross

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Riddle:

My first is high, My second damp, My whole a tie, A writer's cramp.

Answer:

Hyphen. The first two lines yield high-fen. A hyphen is used by a writer to tie (or cramp) two words together

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