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Riddle:

Why did the squirrel lay only its back on the river?

Answer:

To keep its "nuts" dry.

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Riddle:

Why is the letter F like death?

Answer:

Because without it life is a lie, or it makes life a lie.

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Riddle:

Why is an old man like a window?

Answer:

Because he is full of pains (panes).

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Riddle:

You do not want to have it, But when you do have it, You do not want to lose it.  What is it?

Answer:

A lawsuit.

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Riddle:

Half-way up the hill, I see thee at last. Lying beneath me with thy sounds and sights - A city in the twilight, dim and vast, With smoking roofs, soft bells, and gleaming lights. What is it?

Answer:

The past.

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Riddle:

Why is a bullet like a tender glance?

Answer:

Because it pierces hearts.

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Riddle:

Why are mortgages like burglars?

Answer:

They secure (seek your) money.

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Riddle:

NASA was considering sending canaries into space to study them under zero gravity. The project was scrapped when someone realized that in spite of having sufficient water supplies, they could die of dehydration within a few hours. Why?

Answer:

Birds, unlike humans, need gravity to swallow. Humans can swallow even while hanging upside down.

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Riddle:

What is the shape of a kiss?

Answer:

Elliptical—a-lip-tickle.

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Riddle:

How is it possible to always find what your looking for in the last place you look?

Answer:

If you find what your are looking for then you would stop looking so it would be in the last place you look.

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