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Riddle:

I act like a cat, I look like a cat, Yet I am not a cat. What am I?

Answer:

Kitten.

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Riddle:

Flat as a leaf, round as a ring; Has two eyes, can't see a thing.

What is it?

Answer:

A button.

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Riddle:

What do elves learn in school?

Answer:

The elf-abet.

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Riddle:

There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?

Answer:

Nothing. She divorced him for never being at home.

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Riddle:

What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?

Answer:

A garbage truck.

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Riddle:

You answer me, although I never ask you questions.

What am I?

Answer:

A telephone.

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Riddle:

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

Answer:

A river.

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Riddle:

Tom and his younger sister were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?

Answer:

Tom's mother slid a newspaper under a door, each sibling standing on each side.

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Riddle:

When do astronauts eat their sandwiches?

Answer:

At launch time.

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Riddle:

There is a brother and a sister. The boy wants to visit his father in jail, and the sister wants to visit her mother in the hospital. But they both are not allowed in the jail or hospital. All they have is a gun. What do they do?

Answer:

The boy shoots the girl, and then the boy goes to jail for attempted murder and the girl goes to the hospital due to her injuries.

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