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Riddle:

I have hundreds of legs but I can only lean;

You make me feel dirty so you feel clean.

What am I?

Answer:

A Broom.

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Riddle:

What runs without legs?

Answer:

Water.

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Riddle:

What can hold water even though it has holes?

Answer:

A Sponge.

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Riddle:

Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.

Why did the blondes go home?

Answer:

Because they thought that disneyland actually left.

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Riddle:

I'm clean when I'm black,

Dirty when white;

Get too close,

And you might sneeze.

What am I?

Answer:

A Chalkboard.

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Riddle:

I always follow you around, everywhere you go at night. I look very bright to people, but I can make the sun dark. I can be in many different forms and shapes. What am I?

Answer:

The moon!

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Riddle:

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?

Answer:

He was allergic to nuts.

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Riddle:

Who always enjoys poor health?

Answer:

A doctor.

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Riddle:

A sharpshooter hung up his hat and put on a blindfold. He then walked 100 yards, turned around, and shot a bullet through his hat. The blindfold was a perfectly good one, completely blocking the man's vision. How did he manage this?

Answer:

He hung is hat on the barrel of his gun.

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Riddle:

Where does a werewolf like to hide?

Answer:

In your claws-it.

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