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Riddle:

Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

Answer:

Because they were all married and not single.

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Riddle:

Which of the following statements are true, and which are false? 1. Only one of the statements is false 2. Exactly two of the statements are false. 3. Only three of the statements are false. 4. Exactly four of the statements are false. 5. All five of these statements are false.

Answer:

The only true statement can be #4. The others are false. #5 can't be true, because it says all the statements are false.

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Riddle:

What kind of can never needs a can-opener?

Answer:

A pelican!

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Riddle:

A robber comes in a house that a rich person owns
and hears a voice Jesus is watching you.

He goes in the kitchen and hears it even louder.

Jeaus is watching you
and keeps going room through room
it getting even louder till he comes to the bedroom
and sees a parrrot that is saying,
"Jesus is watching you"

The robber is freaked out when he hears somthing moving behind him.

What is it??

Answer:

It was Jesus, the owners Rottweiler (dog)

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Riddle:

A queen bee was buzzing, a worker bee was buzzing, a honey bee was buzzing, and a killer bee was buzzing.

How many bees were in buzzing?

Answer:

One. There is only one b in the word buzzing

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Riddle:

This man was on death row
and only family members could see him
this man walks up to the gaurd and says
"Brothers and sisters have I none"
but this mans father
is my fathers son
The gaurd let him in
How is he related?

Answer:

The father going to see his son on death row

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Riddle:

A man sails off on a cruise between Mexico and the USA. He does not stop at any ports and does not even come out of the cabin, yet he makes $300,000 from his trip.

How?

Answer:

He's a smuggler.

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Riddle:

What is the missing half of each word pair?

1. Hot and 

2. Lock and

3. Black and

4. Scream and 

5. Body and

6. Left and

7. Bacon and

8. Cat and

9. Up and

10. Burgers and

Answer:

1. Cold

2. Key

3. White/Blue

4. Shout

5. Soul

6. Right

7. Eggs

8. Mouse

9. Down

10. Fries

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Riddle:

Are the below statements True or False?

 

1. The Washington Monument is in Washington D.C.?

2. The Pacific Ocean is on the east coast of North America?

3. There are 12 months in every Gregorian year?

4. The color red is a primary color?

5. Lincoln was the the third president of the United States?

Answer:

1. T

2. F 

3. T

4. T

5. F

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Riddle:

A store has on sale a computer and word processor small enough to fit in your pocket. It can add, multiply, subtract, divide, and write in all languages. A delete device will correct any error. No electricity is required to operate it. The price? Only a few cents! How can the store make a profit by selling it so cheap?

Answer:

The computer is a wooden pencil with an eraser!

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