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Riddle:

Four kings of whom I am one lord. Often on deck but never on board. Though I have a large heart, I am always seen at war. During which I always wear a suit, but never a suit of armor. Who or what am I?

Answer:

The king of hearts.

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Riddle:

There are two statues of pennies. One is highly tilted and one is perfectly straight.Which is to fall over first?

Answer:

They're both gonna stay up because they're statues.

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Riddle:

What do you call a baby rifle?

Answer:

Son of a gun.

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Riddle:

What makes a pair of shoes?

Answer:

Two shoes.

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Riddle:

Tyler had 1 pound of bricks and 1 pound of feathers. Which weighed more?

Answer:

Neither because they were both 1 pound!!!

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Riddle:

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

Answer:

The outside.

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Riddle:

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Answer:

Smiles because it has a mile between each s!

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Riddle:

A salesman sold a parrot to a man. The salesman said, "This parrot will repeat every single word it hears." The man bought the parrot, but he found it would not speak a single word. What the salesman said was absolutly true, however. How is this possible?

Answer:

The parrot was deaf.

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Riddle:

I am the enemy of all that is good and right. Five letters--that is the length of my name. Remove the first and evil I remain.

Answer:

The devil. (D-evil)

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Riddle:

I am the breath of relief and depression. What am I?

Answer:

A sigh.

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