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Riddle:

Every month someone dies, there are five suspects. The suspects are, Jason, Lily, Nathan, Elizabeth, and Erin, and the months of the murders are, July, August, September, October, and November. Who's the murderer?

Answer:

Jason. J, July. A, August. S, September. O, October. N, November.

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Riddle:

Four kings of whom I am one lord. Often on deck but never on board. Though I have a large heart, I am always seen at war. During which I always wear a suit, but never a suit of armor. Who or what am I?

Answer:

The king of hearts.

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Riddle:

What do you call a baby rifle?

Answer:

Son of a gun.

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Riddle:

What word is always pronounced wrong?

Answer:

Wrong!

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Riddle:

Tyler had 1 pound of bricks and 1 pound of feathers. Which weighed more?

Answer:

Neither because they were both 1 pound!!!

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Riddle:

I am the breath of relief and depression. What am I?

Answer:

A sigh.

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Riddle:

What is the longest word in the dictionary?

Answer:

Smiles because it has a mile between each s!

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Riddle:

What do the rich need, and the poor have, and if you eat it you die ??

Answer:

Nothing.

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Riddle:

If Friday the horse goes into the park at 7:00 and on Sunday the horse goes into the park at 8:00 what is the horses name?

Answer:

Friday.

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Riddle:

A salesman sold a parrot to a man. The salesman said, "This parrot will repeat every single word it hears." The man bought the parrot, but he found it would not speak a single word. What the salesman said was absolutly true, however. How is this possible?

Answer:

The parrot was deaf.

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