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Riddle:

Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?

Answer:

Both need beating.

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Riddle:

How do you divide 10 apples into 11 people?

Answer:

You make applesauce.

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Riddle:

What chins are never shaved?

Answer:

Sea Urchins.

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Riddle:

Now matter what, I come to you round, Floating up, floating down, A single pop, I'm on the ground, Then comes your unpleasant frown. What am I?

Answer:

I am a bubble. Bubbles always come out round no matter how you blow it. Bubbles also pop when they touch the ground. Usually bubbles go up and then down. Most of the time you and I will frown when a bubble pops. Therefore, the answer is a bubble.

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Riddle:

I'm flat. You use me everyday. You need me to live. But you give me away everyday. I'm coloured and I have a founding father on me. What am I?

Answer:

A bill.

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Riddle:

The sharp slim blade, that cuts the wind.

What is it?

Answer:

A blade of grass.

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Riddle:

Slippery, wet and greasy, when its in its easy, when it out it jumps about, slippery wet and greasy. What am I?

Answer:

A Fish.

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Riddle:

What is the noblest musical instrument?

Answer:

An upright piano.

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Riddle:

What do outlaws eat with their milk?

Answer:

Crookies

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Riddle:

The more you dry yourself with me the more I get wet. What am I?

Answer:

A towel.

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