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Riddle:

Why is the moon like a dollar?

Answer:

Because it has four quarters.

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Riddle:

Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?

Answer:

Tuesday did because in english to say a day you say "on" before the day!!!

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Riddle:

Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?

Answer:

Both need beating.

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Riddle:

What can be lost, but not returned?

Answer:

Life.

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Riddle:

What came out from ONE hole and goes in to TWO holes?

Answer:

Farts.

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Riddle:

What are three things that have eyes, yet can't see?

Answer:

Needle, storm and  potato.

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Riddle:

The more you dry yourself with me the more I get wet. What am I?

Answer:

A towel.

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Riddle:

Now matter what, I come to you round, Floating up, floating down, A single pop, I'm on the ground, Then comes your unpleasant frown. What am I?

Answer:

I am a bubble. Bubbles always come out round no matter how you blow it. Bubbles also pop when they touch the ground. Usually bubbles go up and then down. Most of the time you and I will frown when a bubble pops. Therefore, the answer is a bubble.

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Riddle:

What do outlaws eat with their milk?

Answer:

Crookies

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Riddle:

Slippery, wet and greasy, when its in its easy, when it out it jumps about, slippery wet and greasy. What am I?

Answer:

A Fish.

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