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Who always enjoys poor health?
What do elfs learn in school?
Voiceless it cries, Wingless flutters, Toothless bites, Mouthless mutters. What is it?
Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?
Because of nightbears.
If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days how many eggs does one peacock lay in four days?
Peacocks don't lay eggs.
How do cowboys ride steers?
With Steer-ing wheels.
Noelani is outside a shop. She cant read the signs but she knows she needs to go in to make a purchase. What store is she at?
Eye glasses store.
The one who has it does not keep it. It is large and small. It is any shape.
Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
Tuesday did because in english to say a day you say "on" before the day!!!
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.
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