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Riddle:

Johnny pounds rocks all day at the samuel l. jackson state penitentiary (named after his uncle), where he is serving 20 years for killing his ex-wife betty white. Johnny was arrested by his step father's oldest son sherriff andy griffith, and his sister in-law mary tyler moore represented him in court. The key witness to the murder was his high school sweethearts illegitimate son ronnie howard. The day of the sentencing many of his family testified that johnny was a rotten apple; cousin arthur fonzarelli, half-sister carol burnett, aunt valerie bertinelli, even the milk man don johnson. The weapon was never found.

What is Johnny's last name?

Answer:

Johnny Pounds, he's the lead guitarist in the jail house band. He "rocks all day".

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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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Riddle:

What did the pen say to the paper?

Answer:

Lets run away and WRITE

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Riddle:

Gods' arrows cannot be counted

Answer:

rain

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Riddle:

What came first the chicken or the egg?

Answer:

The chicken.

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Riddle:

How far is it from March to June?

Answer:

A single spring.

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Riddle:

Which is the largest room in the world?

Answer:

The room for improvement.

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Riddle:

Why is your eye like a boy being whipped?

Answer:

It is under the lash.

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Riddle:

What country would you send a man to for his appetite?

Answer:

To Hungary.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?

Answer:

One is female, the other is mail-fee.

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