Riddle:
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
Answer: The car door.
Riddle:
What are three keys that open no doors?
Answer: MonKEYs, donKEYs, and turKeys.
Riddle:
WYISDERSOMENIMORORSIZASIZDENDERISORSIZ? What does this say?
Answer: Why is there so many more horses asses than there is horses?
Riddle:
Which days of the week have the most nutrition?
Answer: Sunday (sundae) and Friday (fry-day)!
Riddle:
What did the scientist say when he discovered 2 atoms of helium?
Answer: He he!
Riddle:
What do you call a bear with no ear?
Answer: A b!
Riddle:
What do you call an elephant's skin doctor?
Answer: A pachydermatologist!
Riddle:
I am the son of a chemist and a mathematician. People call me iron 59. What is my name?
Answer: Felix. Fe=iron LIX-59
Riddle:
What do you call a cab driver's skin doctor?
Answer: A taxidermatologist.
Riddle:
What's a physicist's favorite snack?
Answer: A "GRAM"-cracker.
