Rachelle Vandiver

Riddle Count: 319
Riddle: During a soccer match, a player makes a suggistive comment about women into the referee's ear, who promptly waves the red card and sends the player off. Why would the referee do this?
Answer: The refree was a women.
Soccer Game Riddle Meme.
Soccer Game Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A man strolls into a hospital emergency room where there is a long line up to the reception desk. He walks right to the front and clamly asks to see the consultant in charge. No one gets angry and the receptionist immediately phones. The consultant has never met this man, yet she hurries away from the ward to see him. Why?
Answer: The man is a florist delievering a bouquet of flowers for the consultant.
Surprise Visitor Riddle Meme.
Surprise Visitor Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
Answer: Hardened criminals.
Tough Times Riddle Meme.
Tough Times Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Where do sailors take their baths?
Answer: In a tubmarine.
Sailors bath time Riddle Meme.
Sailors bath time Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: At a children's party, 10 kids had juice, 8 kids had cake, and 6 kids had juice and cake. How many kids were there at the party?
Answer: Tweleve kids. Six kids had juice and cake, leaving two out of the cake eaters that didn't have juice. As there were ten juicers, there must be twelve kids in total.
Party Time Riddle Meme.
Party Time Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer: Space-chips.
Crunch Time Riddle Meme.
Crunch Time Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What animal has more lives than a cat?
Answer: A frog, he croaks every night!
Who has more lives? Riddle Meme.
Who has more lives? Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
Answer: A nose.
Snotty  Riddle Meme.
Snotty Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
The Generals Army Riddle Meme.
The Generals Army Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!
Opera singers Riddle Meme.
Opera singers Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.