Riddle: You are camping in the woods with your friends and one of them is telling the story about the horse ghost who lives in the woods who breaks people's necks when they go to sleep... but suddenly you stab your friend all the way through their heart to kill them. Why?
Answer: YOU are the horse ghost (but only secretly) and you do not want your friend to tell the story to your other friends in case they find out that you are the horse ghost. (You are too clever to break your friend's neck this time because that would be incrementing!)
The Horse Ghost Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A witch does a magic trick where a man goes into a compartment and then disappears into a puff of smoke/dust. The children check the walls and the floor of the compartment but there is no way out. How did it happen?
Answer: The magic compartment makes time go fast so the man lives in the compartment for all of his whole life and then turns to dust when he dies.
Magic Trick Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A witch does another magic trick where a man goes into a compartment and then disappears into a puff of smoke/dust. The children check the walls and the floor of the compartment but there is no way out. How did it happen?
Answer: The witch turned the man into one of the children so when the children went into the compartment to check they didn't notice that the man was right there (also the witch is lazy so she didn't clean the compartment and that's where the dust came from) (This was worked out by my friend and my friends friend)
Other Magic Trick Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Two cats are petrolling the woods when suddenly they both start to sniff the dirt. "Someone from trees gang has been here" says the first cat (who's name is Stringleg). "No.... someone from pond gang has been here" says cat number 2. Who is right and who is lying?
Answer: They are both right! Stringleg is a clever green eye-tabby from pond gang and her other cat is from trees gang, but they don't know that they are from different gangs. They can't sniff themselves so they don't know what the gangs that they are smell like... but they can sniff each other but they don't think they can sniff each other because they think they come from the same gang! So they both think the dirt is a different cat from another gang to the gang that they are.
Riddle: A very tall man and a very hard turtle and a very lonely scorpion are next to a river and so they decide to have a swim race... "whoever can go on to the other side of the river first is the winner" says the scorpion.....but who WILL WIN?
Answer: The lonely scorpion will win because actually the very tall man is really just a tree and the very hard turtle is actually a rock (the clue is that the scropion was very lonely so it thought the rock and the tree were it's friends)
Race in the River Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A king can only be killed by someone who was not born in a bed (or in a place where people can lie down or even in the water or in space or standing up). The king is very pleased because this means that he can do what he likes and nobody can kill him. But then, somebody kills him. How?
Answer: The murderer was born in an airplane that was going to crash so everyone was floating around in the air (but the driver got the controls to work just in time but only after the person had been born) and it was only possible for them to kill the king after that.
A King Is Not Safe Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A clown is on the floor in a locked-up room where there is no window no door no secret way in or out. The clown is dead... there is a bullet hole in the clown's body and the blood has gone everywhere. But there is no gun anywhere and you know the clown was not dead when they went in the room. Who killed the clown?
Answer: The clown is actually not a clown but a gun swallower which is like a sword swallower but with a gun, not a sword. The clown had gone in the room when they had swallowed the gun but then the clown needed to burp and the burp made the gun go off inside the clown which killed the clown. Nobody killed the clown (unless the burp is someone) and the gun was inside the clown all along!
Clown Room Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Why do two sharks sometimes eat each other?
Answer: When a shark eats someone it makes a ghost inside the shark that can drive the shark around the sea just like if the shark is a van (a haunted van). If you are a ghost that got eaten by a shark then you (probably) do not like sharks anymore. So when you see another shark you must drive your shark into the other shark to eat the other shark. So if both sharks have ghosts in them then they will both try to eat each other.
Why Do Sharks Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: You have been beamed up by some aliens and now you are in a room where there is a fish, and the alien says "I am doing my experiments on humans and I know that humans like to eat the fish so to win in the test you must prove you are a human and eat the fish! (BUT it is a nice pet fish so you do not want to eat it! So how do you win but NOT eat the fish and even have a nice pet fish in the end instead??)
Answer: You throw the fishtank at the alien, because water is poison for the aliens so it will die and you will win (and the fish is a type of fish that can live on land)
Alien Wants you to eat The Fish Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A gun farmer and a famous scientist are in a field when the gun farmer has a happy memory and starts to shoot the gun up into the sky. "Noooo," says the science teacher waving a finger around - "stop it or you will make both of us die"... but why?
Answer: They are standing underneath a giant glass cage that is also full of sharks!
Danger Bullet Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
