Divorce
Riddle: A woman and her husband have had a big fight and they are fighting so the man says "I want a divorce"...... but when the woman gets her husband a divorce, he is very sad. How can this be??
Answer: The man had really said "I want a big horse" but it was very hard to hear what he had said because he was mumbling.
Source: https://www.riddles.com/8740
