Riddle: You are captured by a psychopath, and are in their basement. Soon the psycho comes, and says " I will give you ONE more chance to survive. I have three doors here, one leads to raging forest fire that will kill you in seconds, the next leads to a hungry blood thirsty lion who hasn't eaten in three months, and the last door leads to a group of assassins." Which door do you choose to survive?
Answer: You choose the second door. That lion is LONG GONE!!!!!!!!
Riddle: A woman was in her hotel room and a man knocks on her door. She opens the door and he says he thought this was his room and leaves. When she gets back inside, the woman immediately calls the hotel staff, why?
Answer: You don’t knock on your own door, but the man did.
Riddle: A rich man is writing his will and he wants to give ALL his fortune to one of his two sons, whichever is more determined. He gives them each a car and says, "Whoever's car passes the finish line LAST, will get my fortune." The sons wait over three months, refusing to pass the finish line. They go to their uncle for advise, as soon as he tells them they both start racing towards the finish line. What did the brothers uncle tell them?
Answer: The uncle told them to go into each others car. If one of them passes the finish line in the others car, then once their car passes the line, it will be too late.
Riddle: The Circle Family LOVES circles (who doesn't?). Their house is a circle, their garden is a circle, their furniture are all circles, if they could, they would BE circles (you get the gist). One day Mom and Dad, were going out, so they left their baby at home (stupid, right?). When they came home, the baby was dead (I knew it was dumb). Who did it? The Gardener said he was tending to the (circle) garden. The Maid said she was cleaning the corners. The Chef said he was cooking a (circle) snack.