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Riddle:

I am the ruler of shovels, I have a double. I am as thin as a knife, I have a wife. What am I?

Answer:

The King of Spades (from a deck of cards).

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Riddle:

What do you call pigs that write letters to each other?

Answer:

Pen Pals.

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Riddle:

Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?

Answer:

Because his wife was a total flake.

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Riddle:

I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

Answer:

A shadow.

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Riddle:

What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?

Answer:

Haven't you ever seen a comic strip.

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Riddle:

What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?

Answer:

Mas-scare-a.

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Riddle:

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Answer:

Frostbite.

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Riddle:

Which President wore the largest hat?

Answer:

The one with the largest head.

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Riddle:

It runs and runs but can never flee. It is often watched, yet never sees. When long it brings boredom, When short it brings fear.

What is it?

Answer:

Time, which is often watched when you stare at a clock.

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Riddle:

I love to dance and twist and prance, I shake my tail, as away I sail, wingless I fly into the sky.

What am I?

Answer:

A Kite.

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