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Riddle:

What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?

Answer:

This person would be your mother.

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Riddle:

What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?

Answer:

Mas-scare-a.

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Riddle:

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersecton in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

Answer:

Who said this happened during the night?

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Riddle:

What kind of music can you hear in space?

Answer:

A nept-tune.

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Riddle:

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer:

To prove he wasn't chicken.

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Riddle:

What type of music do rabbits listen to?

Answer:

Hip hop.

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Riddle:

I am useless when together but useful when I am broken apart. What am I?

Answer:

I am an egg.

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Riddle:

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Answer:

He Neverlands.

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Riddle:

A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?

Answer:

None. A pear tree does not bear plums.

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Riddle:

What has a heart but no other organs?

Answer:

A deck of cards!

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