Riddle: Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
Answer: Because he kept using fowl language.
Riddle: What did one slug say to the other slug?
Answer: I'll get you next slime.
Riddle: Which part of the mermaid weighs the most?
Answer: Her scales.
Riddle: Why was the pig a bad teammate?
Answer: He was a ball hog.
Riddle: What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Answer: Dead Siri-ous.
Riddle: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny.
Riddle: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Answer: Because they have two left feet.
Riddle: Why are police officers so strong?
Answer: Because they can hold up traffic.
Riddle: How do chickens like to dance?
Answer: Chick to chick
Riddle: Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Answer: Because it's in Decembrrr!
Riddle: What did the computer eat on the moon?
Answer: Spacebars!
Riddle: What does a clam do on his birthday?
Answer: He shell-ebrates!
Riddle: Where should you put a noisy dog?
Answer: In a barking lot!
Riddle: What happened when the crooks fell into the ocean?
Answer: They started a crime wave.
Riddle: Why did Mama Duck scold her goslings?
Answer: For eating quackers in bed.
Riddle: What time does a duck get up?
Answer: At the quack of dawn.
Riddle: It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
Answer: A Pig.
Riddle: Where does the smart butter go?
Answer: On the honor roll.
Riddle: Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Answer: So he could crash.
Riddle: How do mummies hide?
Answer: They wear masking tape.
