Riddle: Why is a dandy like a haunch of venison?
Answer: He is a bit of a buck.
Classic Riddles: Why is a dandy like a haunch of venison? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: What biblical name is there which expresses a father calling his son by name, and his son replying?
Answer: Ben-ha-dad.
Riddle: What vessel is that which is always asking leave to move?
Answer: Canister.
What vessel is that which is always asking leave to move? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: Why is there no danger of starving in a desert?
Answer: Because of the sand which is (sandwiches) under your feet.
Riddle: What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed?
Answer: One is hard up, while the other is soft down.
What's the difference between a penniless man and a feather bed? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: What river in Bavaria answers the question, Who is there?
Answer: I, ser.
Riddle: We are five little objects of an everyday sort. You will find us all in a tennis court. What are we?
Answer: Vowels.
We are five little objects of an everyday sort. You will find us all in a tennis court. What are we? Riddle Meme.
Riddle: When is a boat like a knife?
Answer: When it is a cutter.
Riddle: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: The answer to this riddle is "No". The question is "Can you guess the riddle?" and "Not what turns polar bears white?", etc.  Some other suggested solutions have been: Pressure and water. However, pressure doesn't turn a polar bear white and water doesn't turn pancakes brown.
Riddle: My first is appropriate, my second 'tis nine to one if you guess it. My whole elevates the sole above the earth. What am I?
Answer: Pat-ten.