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What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum, you perv!
What's long and hard and has cum in it?
If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
I can make many people scream yet I can still be seen I make many things grow yet still I can melt the snow. What am I?
I am fire.
I get fiercely hot. I vary in sizes. Without me, the moon is all we'll see. It's impossible to walk into a room without at least one of me in them. What am I?
How much dirt is in a hole that was dug 5m deep and 6m wide?
There is no dirt because it was dug out.
John works in a butchers shop. He is 1m 25cm tall, wears a size 7 shoes. What does he weigh?
I descend and ascend. If you go too fast, you can trip on me but if you go too slow, your destination seems like miles away. What am I?
What has 4 legs when it is young, 2 legs when its not old but is about to be, and has 3 legs when it is old. What am I?
I am a human. I crawl on 4 legs when I am a baby I walk on 2 legs when I am an adult, and I have a cane while walking when I am old.
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush. Come on.