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Riddle:

I have a mouth, no butt, two cranes and floating vessels. What am I?

Answer:

A ship dock!

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Riddle:

A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?

Answer:

He had the hicupps

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Riddle:

With what two animals do you always go to bed?

Answer:

Two calves.

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Riddle:

When are you most likely to see through a man?

Answer:

When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.

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Riddle:

What animal probably likes doors?

Answer:

A doormouse.

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Riddle:

Gods' arrows cannot be counted

Answer:

rain

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Riddle:

What did the pen say to the paper?

Answer:

Lets run away and WRITE

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Riddle:

What country would you send a man to for his appetite?

Answer:

To Hungary.

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Riddle:

What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?

Answer:

One is female, the other is mail-fee.

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Riddle:

What did the hangman get his wife for her birthday?

Answer:

A Choker.

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