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I have a mouth, no butt, two cranes and floating vessels. What am I?
A ship dock!
A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?
He had the hicupps
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
When are you most likely to see through a man?
When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
What animal probably likes doors?
Gods' arrows cannot be counted
What did the pen say to the paper?
Lets run away and WRITE
What country would you send a man to for his appetite?
What is the difference between a lady and a postage stamp?
One is female, the other is mail-fee.
What did the hangman get his wife for her birthday?
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