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Riddle:

A man walked in to a bar and asked for a glass of water the bar man took out a gun and poined it at him the man who asked for the glass of water just smiled and walked away happy Why?

Answer:

He had the hicupps

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Riddle:

Why is coffee like an axe with a dull edge?

Answer:

Because it must be ground before it is used.

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Riddle:

How do hangmen keep up with current events?

Answer:

They read the noose-paper.

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Riddle:

When are eyes not eyes?

Answer:

When the wind makes them water.

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Riddle:

When is a ship at sea not on the water?

Answer:

When she is on fire.

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Riddle:

Why did the jelly roll?

Answer:

It saw the apple turn over.

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Riddle:

What is a bare-faced liar?

Answer:

One without whiskers.

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Riddle:

When was pork first introduced into the Navy?

Answer:

When Noah brought Ham into the ark.

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Riddle:

With what two animals do you always go to bed?

Answer:

Two calves.

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Riddle:

What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?

Answer:

She couldn't stir.

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