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Riddle:

Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me.

Answer:

"Your word".

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Riddle:

What gets wetter the more it dries?

Answer:

A towel.

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Riddle:

If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?

Answer:

K9P (you'll get it eventually).

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Riddle:

What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?

Answer:

A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.

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Riddle:
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Answer:
Wet, duh!
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Riddle:

How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?

Answer:

His horse is named Friday.

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Riddle:

What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?

Answer:

A shadow.

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Riddle:

What kind of running means walking?

Answer:

Running out of gas!

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Riddle:
I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?
Answer:
I am nothing.
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Riddle:
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?
Answer:
A strike was thrown in 10 pin bowling.
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