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Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.
Two words, my answer is only two words. To keep me, you must give me.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
K9P (you'll get it eventually).
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
His horse is named Friday.
What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?
What kind of running means walking?
Running out of gas!
I can be found where anything cannot; dead men eat me all the time, but if a living man eats me, he'll die. What am I?
I am nothing.