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I have a butt, but I'm not alive. I bring smoke, but am not fire. I destroy, I kill, though I am not used in a war. What am I?

There is an island with exactly 201 residents, 100 with blue eyes, 100 with brown eyes, and the island leader (who has green eyes). To leave the island, one must know their own eye color. There are no reflective surfaces on the island and no on can communicate with each other other than the leader to the residents. No one on the island knows how many of each eye color there is. Everyone on the island is a perfect logician, meaning that if there is a solution they'll find it. Every morning the leader gives anyone a chance to leave the island by guessing their eye color. One morning, the leader gathers all 200 residents to make an announcement, he says "at least 1 person on this island has blue eyes" How many people leave the island and in how many days after the announcement? Notes: this is known as one of the hardest riddles ever.

I may be hard, I may be rough,

Bound in the round to claim a love.

What am I?

What did the tourist say to a vampire?

I am as light as a feather, yet the strongest of men cannot hold me for more than a minute. I am with you from the day you are born to the day you die. I can be as putrid as onions and garlic, yet as pleasant as freshly picked roses. What am I?

Which airplane is not straight?

Why didn't the skeleton use a towel?

Though I may lack in emotion,
My life is filled with devotion,
Daily I mimic your motion,
But of me, you have no notion.

I'm downcast when you me forsake,
From me, my sons, some people take,
Perhaps to fry, or salad make,
Or to hydrate for their skin's sake.

What am I?

A man with two heads walked down the street, but no one noticed or cared. Why?

I can easily get lost or stolen, I am highly noticeable, I'm bigger than an iPhone, I can only fit in a backpack and I'm only allowed to stay at home for safety.