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I can easily get lost or stolen, I am highly noticeable, I'm bigger than an iPhone, I can only fit in a backpack and I'm only allowed to stay at home for safety.
When a cow loses it bell what do u suppose it uses?
Its horn TOOT! TOOT!
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
"Sorry we don't serve food here".
I am somewhere far below, where no light goes. Here, all a man can do is hack away until at last the shiny things reveal themselves. What am I?
A (gold) mine.
How many letters are in Christmas?
Billions. Santa must be going stir crazy!
What is yours but never yours?
If you have it you can have a happy life. It is invisible. It flows between people like an energy. You might call it a commodity. Without it, you quickly find enemies. It can't be bought. What is it?
Why are the nose and feet confusing body parts?
Because the Nose runs and the feet smell!
You buy me, but I don't have a price. What am I?
What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out