Riddle: Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Answer: Because they have lots of scales.
Riddle: I'm the size of an elephant, but I weigh nothing. What am I?
Answer: An elephant's shadow.
Riddle: Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
Answer: It was keeping an eye on the mouse.
Riddle: What is cut on a table, divided out among friends, yet no one eats it?
Answer: A deck of cards on a poker table.
Riddle: I am a piece of equipment that has hundreds of uses; I can even be used to save a life! I am not a medicine and I am non-electric. I come in all shapes and sizes. It doesn't require much specialist training to be used. What am I?
Answer: A rope.
Riddle: What do you call two birds that are in love?
Answer: Tweet-hearts
Riddle: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
Answer: Purr-suasive
Riddle: How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Answer: He gave her a "ring".
Riddle: Why didn't the cat want to speak about his problems?
Answer: Because it's purr-sonal information!
Riddle: My first four letters describe a bouncy toy. My last four letters mean crazy. I am both tall and short, long and narrow. I scream when you poke me. What am I?
Answer: A balloon.