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I can't see yet I know your there. I'm not a cow but I'm leather. I'm a rare find but follow paths. I can fly but I'm not a bird. What am I?
What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?
What do you call a naughty turkey?
Why can't you play basketball with pigs?
Because they will "hog" the ball!
Your shirt has two holes in it. How many holes are there?
There are six holes because it has already has four holes in it.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
Why did it rain Pennies?
Because there was a change in the weather.
A pro fisherman decided to become a pro golfer. In order to buy his clubs he had to sell his boat. How did he list it?
How can people without noses smell?
If they don't shower.
What type of drum are you not able to play?