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Riddle:

I can't see yet I know your there. I'm not a cow but I'm leather. I'm a rare find but follow paths. I can fly but I'm not a bird. What am I?

Answer:

A bat.

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Riddle:

What type of paper can you neither read nor write on?

Answer:

Sandpaper.

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Riddle:

What do you call a naughty turkey?

Answer:

Dinner.

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Riddle:

Why can't you play basketball with pigs?

Answer:

Because they will "hog" the ball!

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Riddle:

Your shirt has two holes in it. How many holes are there?

Answer:

There are six holes because it has already has four holes in it.

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Riddle:

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Answer:

Between you and me, something smells.

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Riddle:

Why did it rain Pennies?

Answer:

Because there was a change in the weather.

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Riddle:

A pro fisherman decided to become a pro golfer. In order to buy his clubs he had to sell his boat. How did he list it?

Answer:

Fore Sail!

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Riddle:

How can people without noses smell?

Answer:

If they don't shower.

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Riddle:

What type of drum are you not able to play?

Answer:

Conundrum.

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