Riddle: Why shouldn't you eat a French fish?
Answer: It's "poisson".
Riddle: Which country has the fastest-growing population?
Answer: Ireland - every day it's 'Dublin'.
Riddle: Why are the rates at the bird hotel so much higher than other 4 star hotels?
Answer: Toucan stay for one!
Riddle: Our armour may be stolen, But still a thousand blades cause us no fear, One or many, it's all the same, Before our number, you will fall. What are we?
Answer: Sheep.
Riddle: Where man is, there I am
I'm natural, man makes me
I'm a shield, a weapon
I enchain to release
A stable foundation
Though ever-evolving
My body is quite vast
Though I'm not physical
I have many branches
I'm not a tree or plant
No guesses, you know me now
No mercy, if you are wrong
What am I?
Answer: Law.
Riddle: What is a vampires favorite boat to travel on?
Answer: A blood vessel.
Riddle: I can be naked, I can be covered; but just keep me peeled, and the wonders you'll discover. What am I?
Answer: Your Eyes.
Riddle: While I'm a challenge for one and a rebuke between two,
Yet I still have a direction for every number.
What am I?
Answer: Crosswords.
Riddle: I have legs, but won't walk
A mouth that will not talk
Woodland home, lost to me
Stabled now, in nursery
Made to move, but must stay
You won't hear me say nay.
What am I?
Answer: A rocking horse.
Riddle: What did the panda ghost say?
Answer: Bambooooooo
