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Riddle:

How does a caterpillar cross the river?

Answer:

When a caterpillar becomes a moth.

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Riddle:

Which species of lions does not hunt?

Answer:

Dandelion.

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Riddle:

Name three types of fish that one can never catch?

Answer:

Selfish, wolfish, and huffish.

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Riddle:

He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?

Answer:

The woman had captured a mouse with a mousetrap.

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Riddle:

What do you call a tick that loves math?

Answer:

An Arithmetic.

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Riddle:

Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?

Answer:

They might pikachu (Peek at u)

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Riddle:

What is a ten letter word that starts with gas?

Answer:

An Automobile.

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Riddle:

Split me in half, and you get me and another me. What word am I?

Answer:

Meme.

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Riddle:

One way, I'm part of you, another we're related. What word am I?

Answer:

Skin/kins. Skin can be rearranged into "kins" and vice-versa.

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Riddle:

What happened to the plant in the math classroom?

Answer:

It grew square roots, of course.

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