Riddle:
WYISDERSOMENIMORORSIZASIZDENDERISORSIZ? What does this say?
Answer: Why is there so many more horses asses than there is horses?
Riddle:
Which days of the week have the most nutrition?
Answer: Sunday (sundae) and Friday (fry-day)!
Riddle:
What did the scientist say when he discovered 2 atoms of helium?
Answer: He he!
Riddle:
What do you call a bear with no ear?
Answer: A b!
Riddle:
What do you call an elephant's skin doctor?
Answer: A pachydermatologist!
Riddle:
I am the son of a chemist and a mathematician. People call me iron 59. What is my name?
Answer: Felix. Fe=iron LIX-59
Riddle:
What do you call a cab driver's skin doctor?
Answer: A taxidermatologist.
Riddle:
What's a physicist's favorite snack?
Answer: A "GRAM"-cracker.
Riddle:
I crumble I break but you like the way I taste. What am I?
Answer: A cookie.
Riddle:
I cheer you up when someone or something hurts you. You're satisfied by the way treat you. I'm there for you through thick and thin. Even when you're down, sometimes I'm there all year round. What am I?
Answer: Cake.
