Riddle: What kind of silence is hurtful for the ears?
Answer: Deafening silence.
Riddle: Two girls were walking in the forest. It started raining very hard, so they took shelter in a nearby hut. When it stopped raining, they went out to look for food. The first girl went straight, and the second girl went left. The first girl found an apple tree, so she took a bite out of an apple. She was turned into an apple tree. The second girl didn't find anything, so she went to find her friend. When she got to the apple trees, a voice said, "Your friend has been turned into an apple tree. You have one guess to figure out which one is her, or she will be stuck as a tree forever." The second girl immediately knew which tree was her friend. How did she know?
Answer: It had recently rained so her friend was the only tree that wasn’t wet.
Riddle: A man went to a party. There was a bartender at the party, and while the man was recieving his drink, the bartender said," I bet $50 I can write your exact age on this slip of paper." Since the first man had never met this man before, he agreed. In the end he ended up paying the bartender $50. What did the bartender write?
Answer: “Your exact age”.
Riddle: We are very little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and a fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you, What are we?
Answer: The vowels : a,e,i,o, and u.
Riddle: What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
Answer: Why do you always have to be RIGHT.
Riddle: What did one water glass say to the other water glass when they fell off the table?
Answer: Nothing. They just cracked up.
Riddle: The legend writ, the stain affected, the key in silence undetected, fifty-five in iron pen, Mr. Matlack can't offend. What is it?
Answer: The Declaration of Independence.
Riddle: I have heard of a something-or-other, growing in its nook, swelling and rising, pushing up its covering. Upon that boneless thing a cocky-minded young woman took a grip with her hands; with her apron a lord's daughter covered the tumescent thing. What is it?
Answer: Dough turning into bread.
Riddle: Four hang, four sprang, two point the way, two to ward off dogs, one dangles after, always rather dirty. What am I?
Answer: A cow.
Riddle: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Answer: I’m not sure, but the flag is a “Big Plus”.
