: Under their covers.
Where do bedtime books sleep?
: A flying sorcerer!
What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
: To day scare!
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
: To the dock!
Where do you take a sick boat?
: With cookie sheets.
How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
: An onion ring.
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
: It was an iron bar!
A man walks into a bar and immediately falls unconscious.
: A nept-tune.
What kind of music can you hear in space?
What did the little lobster get on its math test?