You can see through me, yet I am not transparent, you can pick holes in me, yet I occupy no space. What am I?
I burn bright but am surrounded by shade, what am I?
You sit on me but I'm not a chair, I'm soft but I'm not a pillow and I'm always there for you when you need me. What am I?
I can be tight but you can cut me. What am I?
I have keys but I am not a piano, what am I?
A Key Maker.
I'm a glass but I'm not made of glass, what am I?
A plastic cup.
What goes up but can't come down?
My Dad when he's in the loft and I take away the ladder.
What dies but is never killed?
A bad joke.