Chris Oliver

Riddle Count: 29
Riddle: A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
Answer: When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
The Panda Riddle Meme.
The Panda Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A woman who lived in Germany during World War II wanted to cross the German/Swiss border in order to escape Nazi pursuers. The bridge which she is to cross is a half mile across, over a large canyon. Every three minutes a guard comes out of his bunker and checks if anyone is on the bridge. If a person is caught trying to escape German side to the Swiss side they are shot. If caught crossing the other direction without papers they are sent back. She knows that it takes at least five minutes to cross the bridge, in which time the guard will see her crossing and shoot her. How does she get across?
Answer: She waits until the guard is inside his hut, then walks halfway across before starting to walk back. The guard, seing she has no papers, sends her "back".
The Escape Riddle Meme.
The Escape Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I can be half without getting thinner. I can shine with no fire. I can be hidden but never taken. I can stay dry while moving the ocean. What am I?
Answer: The Moon.
Dry Water Riddle Meme.
Dry Water Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What's a foot long, made of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?
Answer: A Shoe.
A Sneeze Riddle Meme.
A Sneeze Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A trail, a union, together tied. Come across me and you will find, you cannot change the course I'm on, without me you can't travel on. What am I?
Answer: Railroad Tracks.
Union Trail Riddle Meme.
Union Trail Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. James offered one about how his grandfather (Captain Smith)led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them and captured valuable territory. Within a few months after the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription: "To Captain Smith for Bravery, Daring and Leadership, World War One, from the Men of Battalion 8." Frank looked at James and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What is wrong with the story?
Answer: It wasn't called WWI until much later.
Old War Stories Riddle Meme.
Old War Stories Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A beggar found a leather purse that someone had dropped in the marketplace. Opening it, he discovered that it contained 100 pieces of gold. Then he heard a merchant shout, "A reward! A reward to the one who finds my leather purse!" Being an honest man, the beggar came forward and handed the purse to the merchant saying, "Here is your purse. May I have the reward now?" "Reward?" scoffed the merchant, greedily counting his gold. "Why the purse I dropped had 200 pieces of gold in it. You've already stolen more than the reward! Go away or I'll tell the police." "I'm an honest man," said the beggar defiantly. "Let us take this matter to the court." In court, the judge patiently listened to both sides of the story of a leather bag lost and a leather bag found. He counted the coins; 100 gold coins in total. Then said, "If all was said is true then it's clear that no reward is necessary." How did the judge rule on this case?
Answer: The judge said 'Merchant, you said that the purse you lost contained 200 peices of gold. The purse this beggar found only contained 100 peices of gold. Therefore it cannot be the same purse'. With that the judge gave the purse to the beggar.
Go away or I'll tell the police. Riddle Meme.
Go away or I'll tell the police. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What kind of Cheese is made backwards.
Answer: Edam.
Cheese made Backwards Riddle Meme.
Cheese made Backwards Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Answer: A Window.
Ancient X-ray Riddle Meme.
Ancient X-ray Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A Box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. What is It?
Answer: An Egg
Lidless Box Riddle Meme.
Lidless Box Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.