There are ten fish in a tank. 2 drown, 3 swim away and 3 die. How many fish are still remaining in the tank?
Seven. Fish can't drown! They can't swim away if they are in the tank!
What is a cereal's worst fear?
A cereal killer.
If the previous day of the day before yesterday was Friday, then what will be the next day of the day after tomorrow?
I'm colourful, You can have thick strips of me, And people often lose some of me. What am I?