Riddle: Why are mortgages like burglars?
Answer: They secure (seek your) money.
Riddle: Why did the clock get sick?
Answer: It was run down.
Riddle: Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Answer: It has a spring in it
Riddle: What do ghosts do before they enter a haunted house?
Answer: Wipe their sheets.
Riddle: Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
Answer: The goblin.
Riddle: What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
Answer: A yellow-bellied sap sucker.
Riddle: Why was the dog kicked out of the flea circus?
Answer: Because he stole the show!
Riddle: How do you make an orange giggle in the tub?
Answer: Tickle its navel.
Riddle: What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
Answer: She couldn't stir.
Riddle: What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
Answer: It gobbles up.
Riddle: What do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Answer: Disc-o.
Riddle: How do you communicate with a monster that lives on the seabed?
Answer: Drop him a line.
Riddle: Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Answer: Beacause it was a moth ball.
Riddle: Knock, Knock!
Whos there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Answer: Ivan to suck your blood.
Riddle: Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
Answer: He can't find it
Riddle: What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Answer: Tea-shirts.
Riddle: When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Riddle: What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
Answer: Steer Wars.
Riddle: Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle: When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Answer: When you can't pay cash.
