Riddle: What do you call an elephant's skin doctor?
Answer: A pachydermatologist!
Riddle: Why was the fisherman arrested?
Answer: For packing a rod.
Riddle: What is a comedians favourite food?
Answer: Cheese! Get it, cheesy jokes Plz comment!
Riddle: What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?
Answer: "How do you boo?"
Riddle: When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle: What did the faucet say to the shower?
Answer: "You're a big drip."
Riddle: What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
Riddle: What do you call a bus full of white kids?
Answer: A twinkie.
Riddle: What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?
Answer: Thunderware.
Riddle: Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Answer: Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
Riddle: What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
Riddle: Why are pirates pirates?
Answer: Because they just Arrrrr!
Riddle: What do you call a man with no shins?
Answer: Tony.
Riddle: What do you call an out of work Ghost?
Answer: Lazy Bones.
Riddle: Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
Answer: He did not have a current haunting license.
Riddle: Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer: Witch-hikers.
Riddle: Why do witches buy magazines?
Answer: They like to read the horrorscopes.
Riddle: How far is it from March to June?
Answer: One spring.
Riddle: Which is the largest room in the world?
Answer: The room for improvement.
Riddle: What's a plumber's favorite song?
Answer: "Singing in the Drain."
