Riddle:
How can you make a fly ball?
Answer: Hit him with a bat.
Riddle:
Who is the meanest goat in the west?
Answer: Billy the Kid.
Riddle:
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Answer: Up their sleevies!
Riddle:
Who is a painstaking man?
Answer: The dentist.
Riddle:
What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
Answer: A little above two feet.
Riddle:
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
Answer: My pop is bigger than your pop.
Riddle:
What do you call a deer with no eye?
Answer: No idea (no eye deer).
Riddle:
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
Answer: At parking meteors
Riddle:
What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
Answer: Broom Service or A broom with a view.
Riddle:
How do chiropractors swim laps?
Answer: They do the back stroke.
Riddle:
How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle:
What did Geronimo say when he jumped off the plane?
Answer: ME!!!!!!
Riddle:
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer: To get to the other slide!
Riddle:
Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?
Answer: "No noose is good noose."
Riddle:
How did the court know the judge was ready for bed?
Answer: He was wearing his robe.
Riddle:
Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
Answer: Because they would like to break out
Riddle:
What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer: Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Riddle:
How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
Answer: He gets pale as a sheet.
Riddle:
Why did Superman wrap himself in bread?
Answer: To make himself a hero sandwhich!
Riddle:
What is an executioners favorite hobby?
Answer: Hang gliding.
