Riddle: Two men were playing tennis. They played five sets and each man won three sets. How can this be possible?
Answer: The two men were partners playing doubles.
Riddle: A simple peasant bought a number of camels and is taking them to his farm. As he rides contentedly along he counts them - he counts 29. He was sure he had bought 30 camel, so in alarm he jumps off his camel and counted the camels again. To his delight, there are 30. Half an hour later, he counts his camels and once more there are just 29. Confused, he climbs off his camel and counts again. Once more there are 30. Can you explain?
Answer: When he is on the camel he omits to count it.
Riddle: What goes up and down at the same time but doesn't move?
Answer: Stairs!
Riddle: My name is Jeff. I changed my name to Joe. Then I changed my name to Dilly Bar. I then changed my name to Jimmy. I changed my name once again, it was John. What is my name?
Answer: Jeff, because at the top it says my name is Jeff, and my name WAS John. Which implies I changed it again.
Riddle: Seven kids are in line for a carnival ride. Third, in line is Joe, and two spots ahead of him are Kylie. Seventh in line is Kate, in front of Kate is Rylie, behind Joe is Chris, Elizabeth is ahead of John in line. What is the order of the line?
Answer: 1. Kylie 2. Elizabeth 3. Joe 4. Chris 5. John 6. Rylie 7. Kate.
Riddle: Write the missing half of each word pair ?
11. Peace and
12. Thunder and
13. Back and
14. Thick and
15. Tooth and
16. Sticks and
17. Aches and
18. Bread and
19. Hammer and
20. Hide and
Answer: 11. Quiet
12. Lightning
13. Forth
14. Thin
15. Nail
16. Stones
17. Pains
18. Butter
19. Nail
20. Seek
Riddle: A man was shot to death while in his car. There were no powder marks on his clothing, which indicated that the gunman was outside the car. However, all the windows were up and the doors locked. After a close inspection was made, the only bullet-holes discovered were on the man's body. How was he murdered?
Answer: The victim was in a convertible. He was shot when the top was down.
Dave And Brad, Two Popular Politicians, Met At A Club To Discuss The Overthrow Of Their Party Leader
Riddle: Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were set up for assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
Answer: Both Dave and Brad were given drinks with poisoned ice cubes. Brad drank his drinks so quickly that the ice didn't have time to melt and release the poison.
Riddle: This object can be driven, but has no wheels, and can also be sliced and remain whole.
What is it?
Answer: A Golf Ball.
Riddle: One day a little boy named John went over to his parents and said that he wanted to shoot people and blow them up. His parents were really proud of his career choice. keep in mind that his parents were not very violent people.
What is he?
Answer: John wanted to be a photographer.
Riddle: One day an alchemist brought a king a bottle holding a strange liquid. The alchemist said, "This liquid I discovered will dissolve anything it touches." How did the king know that he was lying?
Answer: The king knew if what he said was true the bottle would get dissolved!
Riddle: What's weightless, visible to the naked eye, and when you put it in a barrel of water it will make the barrel lighter in weight?
Answer: A hole!
Riddle: A retired couple had just completed construction on a brand new house. The husband had worked in construction, and his wife had been an interior decorator, so the finished house looked great. They were so proud of their new house, they invited their 12 grandchildren over to see it. Within an hour of their visit, however, the 12 children had broken several windows, pulled decorations from the walls, smashed parts of the white fence surrounding the house, and somehow even managed to destroy parts of the new roof. Shockingly, the retired couple did not try to set any behavioral limits on their grandchildren, and in fact, were observed smiling and laughing as their grandchildren inflicted damage on the house the couple had so carefully created together. Has the world gone mad? What kind of insanity was going on here?
Answer: The retired couple had constructed a small gingerbread house for their grandchildren, and invited them over to eat it.
Riddle: We are little creatures; all of us have different features. One of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within. If the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. What are we?
Answer: We are vowels.
Riddle: Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
Answer: Fallen leaves.
Riddle: There is a man in a 4-story building. He jumps out of the window and is unharmed. He used no padding and had no harm done. How?
Answer: He jumped out of the ground floor.
Riddle: What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its roots upward?
Answer: An icicle.
Riddle: Does the Christian religion allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
Answer: A dead man cannot marry. His widow would mean he is dead.
Riddle: Shoot at me a thousand times and I may still survive; one scratch from me and you will find your prospects take a dive.
What am I?
Answer: An Eightball.
Riddle: A man was born in 1898 He is still alive now at the age 33 How is this possible ?
Answer: he was born in room 1898 in the hospital
