Riddle:

okay! you have 5 kids and your the mom and you gotta try to get them all into the car at once.....Tommy and Timmy are twins but they hate eachother so they cant go together and Sarah and Sally hate eachother too, so they cant go together and Max is gay so he can only sit by the guys and theres only 5 seats you have to put them in order going in the car and have them sit where they would be happy.......my friend made it up so its kinda weird

sarah, tommy, max, timmy, and then sally

Riddle:

Two cars were involved in an accident in the center of town. The man who was driving a little green car, had overtaken a big black car. The driver had misjudged the distance between him and the on-coming traffic and had to swerve back in, causing the black car to swerve and crash into a shop window. When the occupants of the cars were examined everyone in the green car was okay, but in the black car was one dead man. However, the driver of the green car was not charged with manslaughter, why was this so?

The black car was a hearse and was on its way to a funeral.

Riddle:

There is a man
stood on top of a mountain
frozen holding a peice of straw.
How did he get there?

He was with his friend in a hotair balloon when they were about to hit a mountin so they took of there clothes to make it lighter so they would go higher but it wasnt working so they drew straws and who ever had the shortest straw would have to jump out so he was the one who picked the shortest straw.

Riddle:

Two travellers spend from 12 o'clock to 6 o'clock walking along a level road, up a hill and back again. Their pace is 4 mph on the level, 3 mph uphill, and 6 mph downhill.

How far do they walk and at what time do they reach the top of the hill?

24 miles half past three.

Riddle:

Three working women have different careers. If only one of statements 1, 2 and 3 are true, can you tell whether or not Mary is a nurse? 1. This statement is only true if statement 5 is false. 2. This statement is true if statements 4 or 5, or both 4 and 5 are true. 3. This statement is false only if both statements 6 and 1 are true. 4. Mary is a nurse 5. Karen is an artist. 6. Sarah is a photographer.

Mary is not a nurse. The way to solve this riddle, is to consider statements 4, 5, and 6 and create a chart of all possible true and false answers. Next, fill in the chart according to statements 1 through 3. You will discover that there is only one line where only one of statements one, two and three are true. Thus, it is determined that: Statement 4 and 5 are false and statement 6 is true.

Riddle:

My first is high, My second damp, My whole a tie, A writer's cramp.

Hyphen. The first two lines yield high-fen. A hyphen is used by a writer to tie (or cramp) two words together