Riddle: What did the British man lose when he spent his money working out at the gym?
Answer: Pounds.
Riddle: What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
Riddle: The cost of making only the maker knows, Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded. A poor man may give one as easily as a king. When one is broken pain and deceit are assured. What is it?
Answer: Promise.
Riddle: Say "silk" five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," Your brain is obviously over-stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." Just Kidding.
Riddle: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
Answer: By how much he's coffin.
Riddle: What can you put in a barrel, that will make the barrel lighter?
Answer: A Hole.
Riddle: What eleven-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly!
Riddle: What has legs but cannot walk?
Answer: A chair.
Riddle: What is often returned but never borrowed?
Answer: Thanks.
Riddle: What is type of room has no windows, no furniture and nobody lives in it?
Answer: A mushroom.
Riddle: What always was, yet can never be?
Answer: Yesterday.
Riddle: What is a comedian's favorite food?
Answer: Pun-cake.
Riddle: What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else?
Answer: A promise, of course.
Riddle: What kind of music do aliens like?
Answer: Nep-tunes.
Riddle: What familiar word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle?
Answer: ISLAND.
Riddle: A mother had five boys Marco, Tucker, Webster, and Thomas. Was the fifth boy named Frank, Evan, or Alex?
Answer: The answer is Frank. The mother named the kids with the first two letters of the days of the week.Monday is Marco, Tuesday is Tucker, Wednesday is Webster, Thursday is Thomas and Friday is Frank.
Riddle: At night they come without being fetched, And by day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
Answer: The stars.
Riddle: Rock and roll, rock and roll.
What rocks but does not roll?
Answer: A Rocking chair
Riddle: What ends in a 'w' but has no end?
Answer: A rainbow!
Riddle: What kills you inside the more you keep it and sets you free the moment you release it?
Answer: Guilt.
