Riddle: A serial killer kidnapped people and made them take 1 of 2 pills: one was harmless, and the other was poisonous. Whichever pill a victim took, the serial killer took the other one. The victim took their pill with water and died. The killer survived. How did the killer always get the harmless pill?
Answer: Both of the pills were harmless. The poison was in the glass of water the victim drank.
Riddle: I cheer you up when someone or something hurts you. You're satisfied by the way treat you. I'm there for you through thick and thin. Even when you're down, sometimes I'm there all year round. What am I?
Answer: Cake.
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