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"Monkey" Riddles - First 10 of 14.

Riddle: There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
Answer: Monkey see monkey do.
Riddle: How do monkeys make toast?
Answer: They put it under the g'rilla
Riddle: How was the robot gorilla fixed?
Answer: With a monkey wrench.
Riddle: What are three keys that open no doors?
Answer: MonKEYs, donKEYs, and turKeys.
Riddle: Your in a room with three monkeys, one has a stick, one has a banana, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest in the room?
Answer: You of course, is a monkey smarter then you?
Riddle: What key is playful?
Answer: Monkey.
Riddle: Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Answer: He was always monkeying around in class.
Riddle: Josephine is a young, single woman who is gainfully employed. When working at her job, she dresses informally and wears comfortable shoes, including loafers and flats, but she hates clogs. Being single, she wears no wedding ring, but on the job, she carries many rings of various sizes with her. Josephine enjoys music, and to her job, she always brings several tapes with her, but she never listens to any of them. This woman possesses several tools, one of which bears the name of a tree-dwelling animal, and she uses this tool frequently. Finally, as part of her job, Josephine is a snake-handler, and she can proudly say she has never been bitten by one. What exactly is this young woman's occupation?
Answer: Josephine is a Plumber. She hates Clogs. She carries rubber O-rings to fix faucets. She uses plumbers Tape and a Tape measure. She uses a Monkey wrench. She also uses a Drain Snake to clear clogged pipes.
Riddle: What business is King Kong in?
Answer: The Monkey Business.
Riddle: What is the monkey's favorite month?
Answer: Ape-bril.

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