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"Fish" Riddles - Next 10 of 81.
Riddle:
This is fishy, no doubt. Just don't cry or shout. Don't start punching with your hands, just think of faraway lands. This paragraph of words stumps, mushing your brain into lumps. And you might find a solution about what's making this confusion. What's so fishy about this?
Answer: The answer as you can see, is that it didn't use the most common letter of E.
Riddle:
I believe my brother Sam may secretly be an actual mad scientist! In his home, he keeps several odd animals confined behind heavy, glass walls -- walls designed to never allow these creatures to escape! The most grotesque thing about these beasts is the fact that they have no stomachs -- that's right -- no stomachs!! And yet, he feels compelled to feed them every day-- so they will grow! Sam appears to have no fear of these beasts, but should they ever find a way to gain their freedom from their glass prison, things would get very, very messy! Is Sam in danger from these creatures? Should the authorities be contacted to stop Sam from feeding these stomach-less creatures and helping them to outgrow their restraining enclosure? Just what exactly are these beasts without stomachs, and could they be a danger to society?
Answer: My brother Sam has an aquarium in his home where he keeps several Koi fish. Koi fish have no stomachs, and are known to grow quite large.
Riddle:
What do kids, worms, bears, fish, and rings alll have in common?
Answer: They are GUMIES!
Riddle:
Why ought a fisherman to be very wealthy?
Answer: Because his is all net profit.
Riddle:
Slippery, wet and greasy, when its in its easy, when it out it jumps about, slippery wet and greasy. What am I?
Answer: A Fish.
Riddle:
A pro fisherman decided to become a pro golfer. In order to buy his clubs he had to sell his boat. How did he list it?
Answer: Fore Sail!
Riddle:
I am the symbol of prying and meddling, for I smell fish that is worth a roundabout fish to fry. What am I?
Answer: A nose.
Riddle:
Cleopatra and Anthony were near a fish bowl and somehow they died. What happened?
Answer: Cleopatra and Anthony were fish and a cat knocked over their fish bowl and since fish can't survive without water they died!!
Riddle:
1. Where do fish go on vacation? 2. Where do songbirds go on vacation? 3. Where do zombies go on vacation? 4. Where do Thanksgiving Birds go on vacation? 5. Where do geometry teachers go on vacation? 6. Where do locksmiths go on vacation?
Answer: 1. Finland 2. The Canary Islands 3. The Dead Sea 4. Turkey 5. Cuba 6. The Florida Keys
Riddle:
Why was the fisherman arrested?
Answer: For packing a rod.
