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Riddle:
A famous chemist was murdered in his own lab. There was no evidence except for a piece of paper with the names of chemical substances on it. On the day he was murdered, the chemist had only 3 visitors: his wife, Mary, his nephew Nicolas, and his friend Johnathan. The police arrested the murderer right away. How did they know who it was?
Answer: The piece of paper had a clue on it. If you combine the short names of the chemical substances on the paper, you’ll get a name: Ni-C-O-La-S.
Riddle:
There was an intelligent eagle that didn't know to how read words. Once he went to complain about a thief and while coming home, he saw a dead bird but didn't use his flesh to eat. Why?
Answer: Because he saw the police station and it is ill-eagle.
Riddle:
What starts with 'L', ends in 'S', and causes the utmost distress?
Answer: Loneliness.
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A camel travels a certain distance each day. Strangely enough, two of its legs travel 30 miles each day and the other two legs travel nearly 31 miles. It would seem that two of the camel's legs must be one mile ahead of the other two legs, but of course this can't be true. Since the camel is normal, how is this situation possible?
Answer: The camel operates a mill and travels in a circular clockwise direction. The two outside legs will travel a greater distance than the two inside legs.
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I’m a monster who loves to jest, playing tricks is what I do best. Who am I?
Answer: Prankenstein.
This playful monster embodies the spirit of April Fools' pranksters.
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Ten men, five women, and 15 three-year-olds are being watched by thousands of cheering people. The men and the women and the three-year-olds are observed slowly entering 15 box-like structures, each having iron bars in the front. The men and women are not related to the three-year-olds, but at times witnesses have reported seeing these adults whip these three-year-olds to force them to obey their commands. Fortunately, the barred doors suddenly spring open and the men, women, and three-year-olds make their escape; however, they are easily tracked, as they always feel compelled to travel to the left, and never to the right. The thousands of people watching these proceedings are all waiting to see who will be the first to meet their end. These circumstances are inexcusable in a civilized society! How can thousands of people just idly sit by and cheer while a group of men and women whip a bunch of three-year-olds before their very eyes? What is wrong with society? Or, is there a simple explanation for these bizarre-sounding events? Just what exactly is going on here?
Answer: With a maximum of 20 entrants in each race, the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, and the Belmont Stakes feature only three-year-old thoroughbreds racing from their starting gates to their end at the finish line. Not all of the jockeys use whips on their horses, but many still do. By the way, to answer the title question: at the start of every race, they are not on —— They’re off!!!
Riddle:
On Earth, I am dead, Though I live on the moon. I am in no crater, And I'm in every boom. What am I?
Answer: The Letter "0".
Riddle:
What did the nurse say when he found the rectal Thermometer in his coat pocket?
Answer: Some asshole must have my pen.
Riddle:
When are politicians particularly sweet?
Answer: When they are candidates (candied dates).
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What did the falling space rock say when it landed on a pig farm?
Answer: Move over bacon, here comes something Meteor!
