Riddle:
What do you call a pant that has no pea?
Answer: An ant!
Riddle:
How can you divide seven apple into two equal parts and still have five each?
Answer: It's to separate the phrase, "seven apple" into two: 'seven' and 'apple', each having five letters! Got it?
Riddle:
How do you talk to giants?
Answer: By using big words.
Riddle:
How does a penguin build houses?
Answer: Igloos it together.
Riddle:
A student was once given a simple task to accomplish. He was given 6 numbers: 1, 10, 20, 30, 40, and 80, and was told to sum them together to be equal to 100. At last, he was able to accomplish this task. How did he do it?
Answer: He read 10 and 80 backwards to give him 01 and 08 respectively. So, 1 + 01 + 20 + 30 + 40 + 08 = 100.
Riddle:
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. Who are the three people?
Answer: Grandfather, father, and son.
Riddle:
Why did the moon skip diner?
Answer: Because it was full.
Riddle:
What has five eyes but cannot see?
Answer: The Mississippi River. It has five “i’s”
Riddle:
What causes no pain or sorrow, but makes anybody weep?
Answer: An onion.
