Riddle:
I broke my finger last week. . .
Answer: …On the other hand, I'm ok!
Riddle:
I tried to catch fog yesterday.
Answer: Mist.
Riddle:
How does Moses make his coffee?
Answer: Hebrews it.
Riddle:
Why do cows wear bells?
Answer: Because their horns don't work.
Riddle:
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
Answer: Attire.
Riddle:
What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road?
Answer: There was a traffic jam!
Riddle:
If 1=5, 2=15, 3=215, and 4=3215. What does 5 equal?
Answer: 5=1, because 1=5.
Riddle:
Say "silk" five times. Now, spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," Your brain is obviously over-stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." Just Kidding.
Riddle:
What's stronger than a boulder, but weaker than a flying insect?
Answer: Gravity
Riddle:
What is in the Middle Of "March & April
Answer: The Letter R. Ma(r)ch march Ap(r)il april
