Riddle:
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Answer: Because he could not find a date!
Riddle:
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Answer: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Riddle:
When does boxing day come before Christmas?
Answer: In the dictionary.
Riddle:
What happens after it is rains cats and dogs?
Answer: You step in a poodle.
Riddle:
What is in the middle of India?
Answer: The letter 'd'!
Riddle:
What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Your legs!
Riddle:
What did Geronimo say when he jumped off the plane?
Answer: ME!!!!!!
Riddle:
Which word is the odd one out: Seventy, Brawl, Clover, Proper, Carrot, Swing, Change, Travel, Sacred, Stone?
Answer: Carrot. When the first and last letters are removed from the other words, they still spell another word.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross Beyonce with a black hole?
Answer: A single-lady-ty (singularity/single lady)
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross Purell with the devil?
Answer: Hand Satanizer.
