Riddle:
Why are the nose and feet confusing body parts?
Answer: Because the Nose runs and the feet smell!
Riddle:
You buy me, but I don't have a price. What am I?
Answer: An idea.
Riddle:
What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
Answer: Running as hard as you can until you’re all pooped out.
Riddle:
A man leaves home on foot one evening, makes three left turns, and arrives back home to find two masked men waiting there. Who are they?
Answer: The catcher and the umpire - the man has made a home run in a baseball game.
Riddle:
What do you call a magic fish?
Answer: A sardini!
Riddle:
How does a caterpillar cross the river?
Answer: When a caterpillar becomes a moth.
Riddle:
Which species of lions do not hunt?
Answer: Dandelion.
Riddle:
Name three types of fish that one can never catch?
Answer: Selfish, wolfish, and huffish.
Riddle:
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mush-room.
Riddle:
He's dead with a metal bar across his back. When a woman sees him, she is very pleased. This was all perfectly legal. What's going on?
Answer: The woman had captured a mouse with a mousetrap.
