Riddle:
Where do animals go to get their new tails when they're broken?
Answer: Retail Shop.
Riddle:
A man goes upstairs to grab his time machine. He walks downstairs then goes back in time 200 years. Why did he go downstairs?
Answer: Because if he went back in time from upstairs, that would be a nasty fall because the house wouldn't have been there 200 years ago
Riddle:
What type of jacket can you never put on?
Answer: Yellowjacket.
Riddle:
Water on wind; Light, I rescind. What am I?
Answer: A Cloud
Riddle:
I lie in the earth, and under the ground; A map may reveal me for journey's abound; I can be found in squares, to reduce down to size; Or at the end of a strand, where attachment lies. What am I?
Answer: Roots
Riddle:
I come to you shattered and broken; And though not a word will be spoken; I will reveal to you, a world all anew; If you've the patience to make me unbroken. What am I?
Answer: A Jigsaw.
Riddle:
A pot-hole filled valley, where rains often fall; A land through which no river shall crawl. What am I?
Answer: A sieve.
Riddle:
I am hewn from Earth and Fire; But to the sky, I aspire. I am nothing but contented; Until my patient rage is vented. What am I?
Answer: A volcano.
Riddle:
I would see all anger ended; Words retracted, tensions mended. I would see your ties restored; For disagreement, I abhor. What am I?
Answer: An apology.
Riddle:
What's a cloud that doesn't rain?
Answer: icloud.
